Hey Mighty Afrodite,

I only got see one float at the Mermaid Parade this year, and you were it. You looked fantastic flopping around up there. In fact, my illustrious boss Dick Zigun, was commenting on how you made the parade this year, because as you pulled up to the reviewing stand, it was absolutely pouring, and there you were topless, flopping around in the water atop your float like a real mermaid. Yeah, you're pretty cool.

I finally got my hands on a NY Waste, and I want to thank you so much for writing an amazing article. You made all of us look really good, and it was wonderful of you to list so many of our programs. We're still in debt from putting on the parade this year, and it's especially nice to see such a cool chick in the press treating us well.

You Rock,

Tyler